- +/- sve poruke
- ravni prikaz
- starije poruke gore
Došao Mujo kod doktora i kaže mu da ga boli grlo. Na to će doktor:
- Hajde otvorite usta i recite "A"!
Mujo izgovori "A" i gromoglasno podrigne. Tu će doktor:
- Uh, Mujo, fuj, osjeti vam se luk iz usta!!
- Ma nemoj, luk osjetiš, a 20 ćevapa ne osjetiš?!
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Dođu 2 policajca u javnu kucu i pitaju kurvu sta mogu da joj rade za 10 eura.
-"Za te pare mozete otici iza coska i jedan drugome popu**iti".
Poslije pola sata vracaju se policajci i tek ce jedan-"Mi zavrsili pa da platimo"
Koji je Chuck Norrisov broj? Da Vincijev kod. :D
STOP
It's an ambush :D
Kako je najlakse napraviti kostura?-uzmes vatrogasni smrk i dobro operes gubavca
sta vas taj upload slika zahebava ja jos nikad nisam imao problema sa njime
Klincu je uništen život jer je slušao justina bibera.
Sad će ga se odreći i postati slijedbenik 4chana
LOL
šta misliš kak je nama u nespavalicama