Upozno sam neku bitcharku na faksu, flerta sa mnom, sve super, znamo se dva sata, odemo na brzi dejt, poljubac u obraz za kraj, sutra se pravi da me ne zna. Znam da sam glup, retardiran, i nesposoban za zivot, ali da li je ovo moja krivica ili je ona samo kuja?
Definitivno kuja.


One day, I looked up in the sky. A bird came by and shit into my eye. I didn't laugh. I didn't cry. I was just happy, that cows can't fly.




