svi nose majicu s logom Supermena..Supermen nosi majicu s logom Chuck Norrisa
Chuck Norris je izbacio Faceebok iz prijatelja
samo Chuck Norris ima cijelu jabuku na iPhone
samo Chuck Norris je cuo taj vic jednom -.-'''
Vjerojatno ovdje nisi bio duze vrijeme, ali mi smo ti vise manje sve moguce viceve o Chuch Norrisu ispucali mnogo,mnogo puta
Vjerojatno ovdje nisi bio duze vrijeme, ali mi smo ti vise manje sve moguce viceve o Chuch Norrisu ispucali mnogo,mnogo puta
Ček, ti misliš da su to vicevi?
Grom udario ljubavnike... (novine Press od 31.10.2006)
Bojan Z. (33) i Mirjana M. (36) preživeli udar groma dok su vodili ljubav na makiškoj strani Ade Ciganlije
BEOGRAD - Bojan Z. (33) i Mirjana M. (36) iz Beograda povređeni su kada ih je udario grom dok su vodili ljubav na makiškoj strani Ade Ciganlije! Ljubavnici su stradali ispod žalosne vrbe u nedelju uveče kada je veliko nevreme zahvatilo Beograd. Kako Press saznaje, ekipa Hitne pomoći odvezla ih je sa opekotinama potpuno gole u Urgentni centar, odakle su prebačeni u Centar za opekotine u Zvečanskoj ulici! Posle ukazane pomoći, Bojan je pušten kući, dok je Mirjana zadržana na lečenju. Dežurni lekar potvrdio je da je Mirjana smeštena na Odeljenje intenzivne nege, ali da joj život nije ugrožen.
- Pacijentkinja je svesna, može da jede i komunicira sa osobljem. Povrede koje je zadobila su teške, ali očekujemo da će se brzo oporaviti. Posete zasad nisu dozvoljene, ali za nekoliko dana rodbina i prijatelji moći će slobodno da je obilaze - potvrdio je dežurni lekar bolnice u Zvečanskoj ulici.
Kako saznajemo od izvora bliskih istrazi, neposredno posle prijema povređenih ljubavnika u bolnici se dogodio skandal!
- Mlađi gospodin je došao u bolnicu i raspitivao se za zdravstveno stanje povređene Mirjane M. Osoblje bolnice mu je saopštilo na kom je odeljenju i potom ga zamolilo da preuzme njenu garderobu. Međutim, među ženskim stvarima koje je preuzeo bili su i muški odevni predmeti. Kada su mu objasnili da stvari pripadaju njenom mužu, on je zaprepašćeno rekao: "Pa, ja sam njen muž!" Tada su morali da mu saopšte da je Mirjana povređena u trenutku dok je u prirodi vodila ljubav sa kolegom sa posla - navodi naš sagovornik.
Prema tvrdnjama dobro obaveštenog izvora, muškarac je zadobio lakše povrede jer je bio u ulozi "provodnika".
- Žena je obnažena ležala na travi, dok je muškarac u trenutku udara groma bio na kolenima. Ispostavilo se da je elektricitet samo prošao kroz njegovo telo, a potom udario u njegovu nagu koleginicu. Muškarac je imao više sreće i zadobio je samo lake povrede, dok je njegova partnerka izvukla deblji kraj - navodi naš sagovornik.
Sad, vi zamislite na kom "mestu" je elektricitet prešao iz njega u nju, pa ćete shvatiti koliko je nagrabusila!
P.S. Da su koristili zaštitu, imali bi "izolator"
Naravno, učenije: Bilo kuda DUREX svuda
Vjerojatno ovdje nisi bio duze vrijeme, ali mi smo ti vise manje sve moguce viceve o Chuch Norrisu ispucali mnogo,mnogo puta
Ček, ti misliš da su to vicevi?
Vic- jednostavni epski oblik koji izaziva smijeh.
Jos mislis da to nisu vicevi?
Vjerojatno ovdje nisi bio duze vrijeme, ali mi smo ti vise manje sve moguce viceve o Chuch Norrisu ispucali mnogo,mnogo puta
Ček, ti misliš da su to vicevi?
Vic- jednostavni epski oblik koji izaziva smijeh.
Jos mislis da to nisu vicevi?
Izgleda da moj sarkazam nije bio toliko izražen da ga primjetiš...
pogledajte prvi komentar:
u školu sam zakasnio 100 puta..al sam ovu melodiju stavio za alarm, i vjerovali ili ne, od tada se svako jutro budim prije alarma, samo da je ne čujem :D
Otvorio sam novi forum. Prva korisnička tema na njemu: http://anvsios.net78.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3
http://anvsios.net78.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2 Svaka čast, ovako nešto ljudima treba.
Otvorio sam novi forum. Prva korisnička tema na njemu: http://anvsios.net78.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3
http://anvsios.net78.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2 Svaka čast, ovako nešto ljudima treba.
Sarkazam ili ne?
dvije cure:
-Imaš novog dečka? Pravi macho, kakav je na plahtama?
-Kao moj laptop, dobra grafika ali baterija slaba
I'm watching poms
Thumb up ako si pogrešno pročitao 
I'm watching poms
Thumb up ako si pogrešno pročitao
wtf
I'm watching poms
Thumb up ako si pogrešno pročitao
wtf
a to ti je ona fejs šema ako si peverzan i pročitaš porns lajkat ćeš (u ovom slučaju tu)
ja brkam predobar i pedobear
There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. He was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man. So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have your ticket?"
"Oh, I am soooo sorry, I dropped it out the window by accident," he replied.
"Sorry sir, can't have any passengers without tickets." He grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him out of the train. Well, he landed on the tracks and was run over by the train. Naturally, the conductor was arrested and thrown in jail. He was convicted of murder before a jury of his peers, and sentenced to death by electrocution.
The day of his execution came up, and he was asked what he would like for his last meal. He asks for a banana. They gave it to him, he ate it, received his last rites, and was escorted to the chair. The executioner strapped him in, hooked everything up. Last, he threw the big switch once, and nothing happened. So, he did it again, and nothing happened. Well, by law the guy was legally dead, so they had to release him.
Oddly enough, the guy got a job on another railroad, as a conductor! One day, he was gathering tickets, and came to a booth with a little boy.
"Young man, do you have your ticket?", asked the conductor.
"A-a-a, I'm sorry, I ate it by mistake..", said the little boy.
And.. the same thing happened -- the boy was thrown off the train and killed . The guy was arrested, sentenced to death by electrocution. It came to him last day. The death row guard asked him what he would like for his meal. He asked for banana again. He ate it, and a priest gave him last rites.
He was escorted to the death chamber. This time, though, they were smart.
They washed his hands to get rid of any banana slime, they washed up the chair. Next, they placed him the chair, and hooked him up. The switch-puller pulled the switch once, and nothing happened. The switch-puller pulled the switch twice, and nothing happened, not even a single hair raising on the guy's chest.
Well, as the law says, they had to let him go...
Even more amazingly, he got a job on yet another railroad.
This time it was a rabbi. Same old stuff. Rabbi had no ticket (he forgot to buy it). Guy threw him off the train, rabbi died. Guy was arrested, convicted, sentenced to death by electrocution.
When the guard asked him what he would like for a last meal, he asked for a banana. He ate it, received last rites, and was escorted to the chamber.
However, this time the officials where going to get it right! They scrubbed his body with a brillo pad. They scrubbed the chair with steel wool. They tried the chair on a few other prisoners...
Okay, they strapped him in, and threw the switch once, nothing happened. Threw the switch a second time, nothing happened. At this point the guy was legally dead, etc, etc.
But, before the guy could leave, the executioner, extremely frustrated (he'd seen this same guy three times already). asked, "What is it with the banana!"
The guy replied, "I just like bananas."
So, the executioner screamed, "THEN HOW COME YOU DON'T DIE!!!!!"
"I dunno," replied the guy, "I guess I'm just a bad conductor."
EDIT: Na kraju vica - http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/
ja brkam predobar i pedobear
ja pročitao
pedobear i pedobear
I'm watching poms
Thumb up ako si pogrešno pročitao
Failed
I'm watching poms
Thumb up ako si pogrešno pročitao
Jel sad ide onaj dio di se mi smijemo?
A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a
beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room.
The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every
five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its
current location and the woman on the bed." The mathematician looks
at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through
this. You know I'll never reach the bed!" And he gets up and storms
out. The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard and ushers the
physicist in. He explains the situation, and the physicist's eyes
light up and he starts drooling. The psychologist is a bit confused.
"Don't you realize that you'll never reach her?" The physicist smiles
and replied, "Of course! But I'll get close enough for all practical
purposes!"
EDIT: Na kraju vica - http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/
EPIC!!
Što napravi matematičar kad dobije upalu sinusa?
-Ode u apoteku i traži arcus sinus.
XD
EDIT: Nije nekaj posebno, al ajd, dobar je.
EDIT2: Ovaj mi je fora :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
EDIT3:
Žena kaže matematičaru:
-Ti voliš matematiku više od mene!
-Naravno da ne, draga.
-Onda dokaži!
-U redu. Uzmemo da je R skup svih voljenih objekata... XD
Niko i Nishta se vozili avionom.Niko iskochi kroz prozor a Nishta istrchi kroz vrata..!
Ko je ostao u avionu?
Pilot
Kako izgleda skupna slika Somalijske obitelji?
-Ko' barkod.
P.S. Da su koristili zaštitu, imali bi "izolator"
Naravno, učenije: Bilo kuda DUREX svuda
YOOOO
Nejde to tako! Da je imao DUREX sada bi struja ostala kod njega. Zamislite ga kako sece sa svjetlecim qurcem :))) A sada ona jadna ce imati svjetlecu pizzu
A mozda je res pecena....
sta leteci zeko nosi na ledima
orla
zasto plavusa zatvara oci ispred ogledala
da se vidi kad spava
sto bodljikavo prase vikne kad vidi kaktus
tata
blista mjesecina,dva mladapoljska misa drijemaju pod drvetom odjednom iznad njih proleti sismis a jedan mis sretno kaze i ja cu kad odrastem biti pilot
vrati se vlasnik farme iz grada i upita je ga iko trazio
zena odgovori dolazio je neki covjek trazio je magarcasto
si mu rekla
da nisi kod kuce pa neka dode navecer
kćer govori mami:
-imam novog dečka iz Udina
-super kćeri, Talijan. Sigurno ima novaca..a kako se zove?
- pa sam ti rekla Izudin
kad Žak stane na vagu vidi broj svog mobitela
trči mala Hvaranka kroz školu, urla na sav glas. Pita je učiteljica:
-zašto plačeš malena?
-san zgubila lončić..
-lončić, kakav lončić?
-pa lončić..oko vrota
