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Koji qurac, nekako se pobrkale teme!

Ovo je tema Pastigurne masti!

14 ili 13 godina? 

AnNaL kaže...

Jedna prikladna za veceras ;)

Evo odlicna stvar na tu temu by Umek

Za sta su ti izbori ? :)

I dolazi druga, jednako loša ili još gora. YAAAY -.-

Posto su danas izbori u nekim zemljma..dva prikladna klipa

Vodi Smiljko

I to je uspesno... onako

On:Moram ti nesto reci.
Ona:I ja tebi.
On:Prekidamo!
Ona:Ali..trudna sam.
On:A jebi ga!Ja prvi rek'o.

Yo mama so ugly, when she robs a bank they turn the security camera's off.

Imam iPhone i pao mi je na pod. Jel to sad iPod??  

 Meni je baš smiješna....

Jao jao te fejs fore, upao mi u vodu, sad je Vodafone, upao mi u p****, to je sada Pic*aphone

Riješava Haso križaljku pa pita Husu:

-Kako se zove talijanski fizičar Volta?

A Huso odgovara kao iz topa:

-Džontra!

*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by 

your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated 

general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island 

Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven 

cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine 

cows.

No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you

want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty 

times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive.