Humor

Kaže mama Perici: "Perice sine, otiđi do granapa i kupi 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana."

Perica: "Mama, jel 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana?"

Mama: "Da Perice, 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana."

Perica u granapu: "Dajte mi 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana!"

Prodavačica: "Jel 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana?"

Perica: "Da, 1 bananu, 2 banane, 3 banane, 4 banane, 5 banana, 6 banana, 7 banana, 8 banana, 9 banana, 10 banana"

Prodavačica: "E jebiga, nema banana"

mRvac kaže...

dovraga pa di je taj egzorcista kad ga trebaš

kontam da je

Koji je jedini srbin koji se može popraviti?

Yugo

nemoj bas te uvredljive, jest humor, al jbg...

pazite ovo

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b*tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b*tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B*TCH!!!"

One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."

evo malo na engleskom

Evo dodijeljene anti-nobel nagrade. Pucao sam od smjeha kad sam čitao...

Priča djed unuku: 'Kad sam bio mali, molio sam se svaku večer za novi bicikl.

S vremenom sam shvatio da Bog ne djeluje na taj način.

Ukrao sam bicikl i tražio Boga da mi oprosti.'

Najnovija reklama za XFX napajanje (zabranjeno joj je prikazivanje)

Bez uvrede navijacima i "navijacima":

Ak' je bilo ispricavam se.

pogledajte ovaj video i proučite cijeli kanal ovog lika

ja sam se pošteno nasmijao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLCIOzOgGs&feature=related

P.S. tip ima navodno baloon fetish sindrom(which means he likes to fuck inflatable animals tj. voli j**** životinjske balone za napuhavanje)

Evo, zbog nekakvih okolnosti sam se morao na forum logirat iz Internet Explorera, pa sam primjetio da mi je status malo jači nego prije =)

pa kolko ti onda visiš na forumu.

ti nisi moderator ti si vlasnik cijelog BUG-a