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Re: Humor
HUMAN: Why did the T-REX have such tiny arms?
GOD: At first I gave T-Rex long arms because I wanted this to be the
most feared beast of all time. Alas, T-Rex became obsessed with
masturbation, so I had to shrink its arms. This made T-Rex madder
than ever.
GOD: At first I gave T-Rex long arms because I wanted this to be the
most feared beast of all time. Alas, T-Rex became obsessed with
masturbation, so I had to shrink its arms. This made T-Rex madder
than ever.
“Choose your battles wisely. Life is too short to spend it on warring. Fight only the most, most, most important ones, let the rest go.”
