Copyright 2003-2026 Bug & dizzy.hr30Mon, 18 May 2026 10:18:11 GMTpisma@bug.hrhrMon, 14 May 2012 17:26:50 GMTTema unutar podforuma Programiranjehttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/topic/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/36204.aspxhttp://www.bug.hr/images/forum-rss.gifEvo noviteta, doprinos od jednog aninomnog heroja s foruma :-D Problem:generator random sekvence brojeva izbacuje jednak broj konstantno.  For i As Integer = 0 To 10Console.WriteLine(Ne...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/2886325.aspxMon, 14 May 2012 17:26:50 GMTbeb8c2bc6284e0b166dce5bc4a12cbc9Ispravi me ako grijesim, ali loopat ces dvaput cak i ako nema greske... jedini nacin da to izbjegnes je da breakas loop ako izvedba prodje. Promaknuo mi boolean...Takodjer Logger ne smije biti pr...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/2690752.aspxSun, 19 Feb 2012 05:15:14 GMT23965d5767fc80bca1c4785ece0df6aeJa radim tako da specifične exception-e (koji se mogu javiti samo jednom) bacim na višu razinu (u tvom slučaju StopExecution i InterruptedException), a one za koje moram ponavljati ostavim u loop-u. T...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/2686463.aspxFri, 17 Feb 2012 11:30:30 GMTefcaee67e1f60ddadab9b9d1f9cb67c2Uvlačenje linija i komentari iznad blokova je jedino što me nekad spasi totalne torture. Evo baš danas mi zatrebao ole automation... // postoji li već otvorena instanca ms worda?try {  ...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/2685317.aspxThu, 16 Feb 2012 20:20:01 GMTe4d842f4346733e1acdf1bd3939d3c00Vec dugo nisam naletio na nista, a evo danas sam morao sam sloziti spaghetti code... Sve sto ovaj kupus radi je:- zovi checkIDRequest- ako propadne, cekaj sekundu i probaj opet- ako ponovno propa...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/2685167.aspxThu, 16 Feb 2012 19:41:21 GMT59579faeccaf7173d0bf35d16df8ad0e znam da je proslo jako dugo od ovogo odgovora :) ...znas sta ja mrzim..kad majstor napise aplikaciju i umjesto da u npr "includes.php" napravi conn.string za bazu i kasnije taj file samo includea......http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/638006.aspxFri, 04 Dec 2009 19:53:23 GMT78011d87e290e4c662003d5a566ef4b3Beh. Kopiranje sa The Daily WTF nije dopusteno, jer je jednostavno odsurfati na tu stranicu samostalno :-P   Sto se tice koda, dekriptirao sam ga. Barem mislim.   Ako su svi elementi arr...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/635642.aspxThu, 03 Dec 2009 12:35:36 GMTc4848f8c20002ee800f88df06bb8fb90@rivles2008: ova je osoba dobila otkaz i trajnu zabranu rada u IT-u?http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/635443.aspxThu, 03 Dec 2009 10:03:20 GMT9b0d0b59b8614fd50ce73400c5f9573aRofl... ovo je sampion nad sampionima... Ovo jos nisam vidio!!!!!!!!!!!!   Trebao si samo jednu liniju koda napisat: GOTO bwahahahaha... sve bi rekao!http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/635425.aspxThu, 03 Dec 2009 09:46:04 GMT75ec1988c5fb590342a6f0af3044aeaeŽelite novi stan. ništa lakše. Samo mi objasnite šta radi ovaj dio koda i stan je vaš.       If m(1) = 0 Then GoTo i2    For i1 = 1 To m(1)  i2: If m(2) = 0 Th...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/635400.aspxThu, 03 Dec 2009 09:23:11 GMT6c89bc8ea3ff53cae623351b614c83af   Ma nista strasno, vidjet ces :-) Side project... istrazivanje trzista, malo zamucivanja vode i perspektiva u vezi Jave i izrade igara, i odgojno-disciplinski software koji mladu nevinu djecu...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/620085.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 13:59:39 GMTe91f223aaedc80e81c503bcea6334dcb@Deus, što to kuhate tamo u Funcomu? :Dhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/620023.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 13:27:21 GMT27ee32c0d90b7303b4b131c0ab7b5d80evo kako to rade bolek i LOLek:   ON CATURDAY     IM IN YR BED         I IZ SLEEPIN!!10         VISIBLE "...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619977.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:11 GMTca7dd5b0bf9052223839206638607842   Hm, sorry ali zapravo SQL nema nikakve veze s bilo kojim general purpose jezikom. Zapravo, skoro sam siguran da SQL cak nije ni turing-complete jezik. SQL je takodjer cisti deklarativni jezi...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619942.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 12:44:27 GMTc21e6eae0dd4831c330030d7100b0b90Ako si ikad programirao ili radio for petlje ili if uvjete u iti jednom programskom jeziku onda je valjda logicno da ce tako nesto u SQL-u bit? Bar meni je? U glavnom, taj lik radi u jednoj splitskoj ...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619902.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 12:18:29 GMTc5bb6fe2421035a463efdea2d7fa0b2b Nije to stvar izbora: "E idem sad rjesit problem na najduzi nacin" nego stvar nepoznavanja druge metode, tj. rad s onim sto jedino znas :D   A to je vec drugi problem.http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619897.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 12:13:54 GMTe23ea8d8dc9e8355fa768d772761a731 Heh.. Sve sami vrsni PHP programeri.. :D Valjda ja neću postat takav. :D hehe   Al koliko biser nad biserima moraš biti da pišeš kodna najdulji mogući način.http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619889.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 12:07:22 GMT4aacdd91bb5f1dee472efb3c7606d476jedan moj kolega je pisao sql upite na ovaj nacin (karikiram)   select item, item1, item2 from table where id=1 OR id=2 or... id=54 :)   dakle nema where id<54 AND id>1 :)   ...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619850.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 11:38:39 GMT33c499de39ebb1566a72940ae018d04cMoj tip humora u kodu...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619831.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 11:22:10 GMTa96103a748375a4d5ae587acd7d93cdb  Još jedan WTF   // Check if date is valid! String allowed = "not allowed";   sql = "SELECT IF(DATE(?) <= DATE(?),'allowed','not allowed')"; stmt = con.prepareStatement(sql...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/619811.aspxMon, 23 Nov 2009 11:09:10 GMT23beee7944d682846909fba411576269 Tko bi rekao, potkrala mu se greška već kod arkansasa. A tek 4. država od 52... jooooj... :D   No dobro, dosta sad o ovome "biseru svih programera", idemo dalje... (moram ovo prestat govorit,...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606818.aspxSun, 15 Nov 2009 10:51:34 GMT2c98c303db08be83b5d2f8ac514c8b0a   ide: When I was writing this only me and God knew how it works, but now only God knows.http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606810.aspxSun, 15 Nov 2009 10:45:02 GMTa84cd176cce3b4e6d601673c67617077   čujte ljudi ja nisam uvjeren da ste svi shvatili o čemu je riječ, pa evo potrežite ovaj red:   <option selected='selected'>AZ - Arizona</option> xDhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606806.aspxSun, 15 Nov 2009 10:43:33 GMTfe451e487c8659dc4e18942b418766fbU početku mi nije bilo jasno što ne valja, jer nisam uopće skužio što to pogrešno piše (osim što se ovo ne radi 'na ruke'), ali uočivši onaj rez od 3000 linija, pogledam od početka i uvidjeh... ajme. ...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606469.aspxSat, 14 Nov 2009 23:04:01 GMTce1d95152656ec9ab10f571900af843b Gledam i ne vjerujem! http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606350.aspxSat, 14 Nov 2009 22:04:41 GMT0853b99c53737ee5bc99b7971ebf5ecb iako se nerazumijem previše u programiranje, ovo sam skužio- stvarno je ROFLMAO!!http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606294.aspxSat, 14 Nov 2009 21:28:05 GMT479f573b4d0ce8e1b0f3ca6ba33b49fdMa znam da nije naš, ali ovo je moj ultimate favorit za daily wtf!!!   http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Utlimate-State-Selector.aspxhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/606265.aspxSat, 14 Nov 2009 21:17:40 GMTc08f6c6de4f607d0d07084b3bb9ba7afBilo je na jednoj stranici popis najboljih komentara, sječam se ovoga   //When I was writhing this only me and God knew how it works, now only God know   Tako nekakohttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/603977.aspxFri, 13 Nov 2009 14:56:54 GMTea5c81628589a21372e5b66019605144 Legendarnohttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/603325.aspxThu, 12 Nov 2009 23:12:25 GMT5d061cb52274827c7278f95dea6017aeKad bi se to tako moglo, lolhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/603238.aspxThu, 12 Nov 2009 22:12:32 GMT1694b05c46248ce7069978165b26cd6cEvo ga i novi. Taman mi je lijepo sjeo da opravdam bezmilosno klanje kolege uz pomoc slusalica.   Pisem persistence layer, odnosno samo pluggam pravi SQL/connection pool/ORM iza interfaceova ko...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/602381.aspxThu, 12 Nov 2009 15:31:11 GMTcb18fa9ee759033867de7793a4b7211dMene je to uvijek fasciniralo. Razumio bih da je to djelo nekog priučenog vikend kodera, koji je silom prilika malo učio PHP, ali me najviše šokiralo da to može napraviti baš inžinjer :Dhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/571228.aspxFri, 23 Oct 2009 06:03:07 GMTce50e63e973742c12fb8a65c8b6d9872 Što volim ova "all in one file" rješenja.. Bar nema problema sa include.anjem fileova... :Dhttp://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/571154.aspxThu, 22 Oct 2009 22:17:34 GMTc03e18dbb3c1b7623e514ddc53859572Evo jedan daily WTF koji se tiče koda, ali nije kod zapravo. Radi se o CMS-u jednog mog kolege koji radi sada na jednom "važnom" mjestu ... (?) - Ovako izgleda datotečna struktura web CMS-a u PHP-u: ...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/570637.aspxThu, 22 Oct 2009 18:08:59 GMT8e2722cfc02c467e850ee116622dc332Helou!   Mislim da nam nedostaje tema u kojoj bi ispisivali kratke idiotarije koje vecina nas svakodnevno susrece i komentirali ih. Danas sam naletio na jedan od zabavnijih refactoringa na kod...http://bugforum.azurewebsites.net/forum/post/programiranje/daily-wtf-or-how-learned-to-love-humor-in-code/559714.aspxThu, 15 Oct 2009 12:38:05 GMT3d3edefa26d5f4f389b996dbc1d209a6